lap dance n: An erotic dance that a stripper performs while straddling a customer's lap.

lap dancer n: A stripper who performs lap dances.

lap taffy n: A penis.

lay
v. laid, laying, lays
v.tr.
To have sexual intercourse with.I want to lay you.
n.
1. Sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse. She's a good lay.

limey n:
1. A British sailor.
2. An English person.

load n: A heavy or overweight person.
Idioms
get a load of
1. To look at; notice.
2. To listen to: Get a load of this!

loaded
Intoxicated.

leak n:
Idiom:
take a leak
To urinate.

legit adj: Legitimate.

lesbo n: A lesbian.

lob n: A clumsy dull person; a lout.

lollapalooza also lallapalooza n: Something outstanding of its kind.

looker n: A very attractive person.

lulu n: A remarkable person, object, or idea.

loop v.intr.
Idiom
knock/throw for a loop
To surprise tremendously; astonish.

loot n: Money.

lug n: A clumsy fool; a blockhead.

lunkhead n: A stupid person; a dolt.