palooka n: A stupid or clumsy person.

pansy n:
1. Used as a disparaging term for a man or boy who is considered effeminate.
2. Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man.

pantywaist n: A boy or man who is considered weak or effeminate.

patsy n: A person easily taken advantage of, cheated, blamed, or ridiculed.

pearl necklace n: a deposit of ejaculated semen on the upper torso of a person.

pecker n: A penis.

peter n: A penis.

pie hole n: The mouth.

pig n:
1. Used as a disparaging term for a police officer.
2. A member of the social or political establishment, especially one holding sexist or racist views.
Phrasal Verb
pig out
To eat ravenously; gorge oneself.
pig it
To live in a piglike fashion.

pill n:
1. Birth control pill. Often used with The. Don't worry; I'm on the pill.
2. Something, such as a baseball, that resembles a pellet of medicine.
3. An insipid or ill-natured person.
v. pilled, pilling, pills
v. tr.
To blackball.

pillow biter n: Used as disparaging term for a homosexual man.

pipe
n. A penis.
v. piped, piping, pipes
To take a look at; notice.
Phrasal Verbs:
pipe down
To stop talking; be quiet.
lay (one's) pipe
An act of sexual intercourse.

piss v: To urinate.
piss n: Urine.

pissed adj:
1. Extremely irritated or angry. Often used with off
2. Intoxicated; drunk.

pisser n:
1. One that is extremely disagreeable.
2. One that is extraordinary or remarkable.

piss flaps n: The labia; the folds of tissue of the female external genitalia.

piece of ass n:
1. sexual intercourse.
2. a person regarded as sexually attractive and/or sexually promiscuous.

pixilated or pixillated adj: Intoxicated; drunk.
[ From pixie]

plastered adj: Intoxicated; drunk.

poke n:
1. A punch or blow with the fist: a poke in the jaw.
2. An act of sexual intercourse: I gave her a poke.

pokey n: A jail or prison.

pooch n: A dog.

poof n: Used as a disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male.

poontang n:
1. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
2. Used as a disparaging term for a woman.

[Perhaps from French putain, prostitute, from Old French, from pute, feminine of put, foul, stinking, from Latin ptidus, from ptre, to be rotten, stink.]

poop n:
1. Inside information: She gave me all the poop on the company party.
2. A person regarded as very disagreeable.
3. Excrement.
intr.v.
pooped, pooping, poops
To defecate.
Idiom
poop out
1. To quit because of exhaustion: poop out of a race.
2. To decide not to participate, especially at the last moment.

poop chute n: The colon.

poove n: A disparaging term for an openly homosexual man

pop n:
1. To take (drugs), especially orally:popped some pills.
2. To have (a drink): popped a few beers after work.
3. To ejaculate.

porch monkey n: Used as a disparaging term for a Black person.

porked, porking, porks v.
1. To eat ravenously; gorge oneself. Used with out.
2. To become fat. Used with out.
3. To have sexual intercourse with.

porker n:
1. A fattened young pig.
2. hog.
3. A fat person.

pork sword n: The penis.

pot n: Marijuana.

pouf n: A disparaging term for an openly homosexual man

prick n:
1. A penis.
2. A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male.

pud n:
1. A penis.
2. A fool.

puke n:
1. The act of vomiting.
2. Vomit.
3. One regarded as disgusting or contemptible.
tr. & intr.v puked, puking, pukes
To vomit.

punk n:
1. A young person, especially a member of a rebellious counterculture group.
2. A young man who is the sexual partner of an older man.
3. A prostitute.
4. Music
a. Punk Rock .
b. A punk rocker.

pussy, pussies n:
1.
a. The vulva.
b. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
2. Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
3. A man regarded as weak, timid, or unmanly.

pussy fart n: An expulsion of vaginal gas; a queef.